How Rogue Keeps a Healthy Level of Insanity at Work...You can too! 

• Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
• Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)
• Organize a carpool. Go to pick everyone up in a taxi.
• Insist that your e-mail address be "zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com"
• Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver.
• Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
• Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
• Send email to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company's products. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
• Name all your pens and insist that meetings can't begin until they're all present.
• Come to work in your pajamas.
• Put a picture of your mother on your business card.
• Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."
• Suggest that beer be put in the soda machine.
• Include a piece of your children's artwork as a cover page for all reports that you write. (If you don't have children, draw stick figures yourself.)
• Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
• Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
• Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald's Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
• Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathroom."
• No matter what anyone asks you, reply "Okay."
• Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
• Plant a hedge around your cubicle.
• Build models of the Seven Wonders of the World using empty soda cans.
• Put on your headphones whenever the boss comes into the office.
• Talk in a loud voice. Remove your headphones when he or she leaves.
• When in conversation, no matter where you are in the office, mutter, "I think my phone is ringing" and leave. Go get a coffee.
• Determine how many cups of coffee is "too many."
• Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
• Compose all your e-mail in rhyming couplets.
• Install a set of buttons and lights in the arm of your chair.
• Talk into your daytimer.
• "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.
• Hang mistletoe over your desk.
• Include a personal note on every email you send. "On a personal note, I'm feeling a bit tired and grumpy today." or "I'm pleased to announce that I got my highest score ever on Tetris last night."
• Bring in dishes that you tried to cook but didn't turn out quite right as special treats for your co-workers.
• While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive.
• Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
• Decorate your office with pictures of Cindy Brady and Danny Partridge. Try to pass them off as your children.
• Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain that there was none... Just lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
• and finally. . .
• Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.                                                                                                               Remember to visit ...   ProJoba International: Exceptional Products for Exceptional People!