Rogue's NIGHT TIME CONCERNS... These are the things I lay awake at night trying to answer. I toss and turn every night looking for answers to these important issues of our time.   1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze     these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"   2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat     the next thing that comes outta it's butt."   3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?   4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?   5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?   6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't     point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?   7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are    going to look 'up there' anyway?   8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both     dogs!   9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't     he just buy dinner?   10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?   11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from      vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?   12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?   13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same      tune?   14. Stop singing and read on..........   15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?   16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at      you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?   17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?   18. Do you ever wonder how I got your e-mail address in the first place?

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